Angel's Craft

CATS AND DOGS

 

Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.

They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.

They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.

They growl when they are not happy.

When you want to play, they want to play.

When you want to be alone, they want to play.

They leave their toys everywhere.

 

CONCLUSION: They're tiny men in little fur coats.

 

Cats do what they want, when they want.

They rarely listen to you.

They're totally unpredictable.

They whine when they are not happy.

When you want to play they want to be left alone.

When you want to be alone, they want to play.

They expect you to cater to their every whim.

They're moody.

They leave their hair everywhere.

They drive you nuts.

 

CONCLUSION: Cats are small women in fur coats.

 

ABOUT MEN

AN EASY LIFE

BUMPER STICKERS FOR LADIES

BRAIN STRAIN

CLEVER WOMEN

COMMENTS & THOUGHTS

EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN

HEALTHY LIVING

IMPRESSING THE SEXES

MERMAID’S WISH

MY UNIQUE CHILDREN

NEW ELEMENTS

RESPONSES TO PICK UP LINES

SECRETS TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE

TWO SIDES TO A STORY

WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN

WHY GOD CREATED WOMAN

WHY MEN PEE STANDING UP

WOMEN VERSUS MEN

WORDS WOMEN USE

      

HUMOUR SECTION

ANGEL’S CRAFT

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