Angel's Craft
NEW ELEMENTS
Two new additions to the periodic table of chemical elements:
Element Name: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: 180+
Physical properties: Solid at room temperature but gets bent out
of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure
sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily
as young samples.
Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can
get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed
with KID (Element: Child) for prolonged periods of time. Neutralizes by
saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good specimens
are able to produce large quantities on command.
Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and
begins to smell.
Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at any thing
and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if
mishandled.
Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses
strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Volatile when
left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green
when placed next to a shinier specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for
dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful wealth reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
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