Angel's Craft

CLEVER WOMEN

 

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes."

 

The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes - that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"

 

The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

 

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to."

 

The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."

 

So, KAZAM ~ she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

 

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

 

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine."

 

So, KAZAM ~ she's the richest woman in the world!

 

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

 

Moral of the story: Women are clever witches. Don't mess with them.

 

ABOUT MEN

AN EASY LIFE

BUMPER STICKERS FOR LADIES

BRAIN STRAIN

CATS AND DOGS

COMMENTS & THOUGHTS

EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN

HEALTHY LIVING

IMPRESSING THE SEXES

MERMAID’S WISH

MY UNIQUE CHILDREN

NEW ELEMENTS

RESPONSES TO PICK UP LINES

SECRETS TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE

TWO SIDES TO A STORY

WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN

WHY GOD CREATED WOMAN

WHY MEN PEE STANDING UP

WOMEN VERSUS MEN

WORDS WOMEN USE

 

HUMOUR SECTION

ANGEL’S CRAFT

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