Angel's Craft
HEALTHY LIVING
An
eighty-five-year-old couple, married for almost sixty years, died in a car
crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly as a result of
her interest in health food and exercise.
When
they reached the Pearly Gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion, which was
decked out with a beautiful kitchen and a master bath suite with a sauna and
Jacuzzi. As they "oohed and aahed" over the mansion, the old man
asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. "It's free," Peter
replied. "This is heaven."
Next
they went out back to survey the championship golf course that the home backed
up to. They would have golfing privileges every day, and each week the course
would change to a new one that represented one of the great golf courses on
Earth. The old man asked, "What are the green fees?" Peter's reply:
"This is heaven - you play for free."
Next
they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisines of
the world laid out. "How much to eat?" asked the old man.
"Don't
you understand yet? This is heaven - it is free!" Peter replied with some
exasperation.
"Well,
where are the low-fat and low-cholesterol tables?" the old man asked
timidly. Peter lectured, "That's the best part. You can eat as much as you
like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick. This is
heaven."
With
that, the old man threw down his hat, stomped on it, and shrieked wildly. The
old man's wife and Peter both tried to calm him down, asking him what was
wrong. The old man looked at his wife and said, "This is all your fault!
If it weren't for your blasted bran muffins, I could have been here ten years
ago!"
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