Angel's Craft
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN
Evening classes for men at the
Local Adult Education Center.
Sign up by June 25, 2010.
Note:
Due to the complexity and difficulty
level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants
each.
TOPIC 1
How to fill up the ice cube
trays. Step by step, with slide
presentation.
TOPIC 2
The toilet paper roll: Does it
grow on the holder? Round table discussion.
TOPIC 3
Is it possible to urinate using
the technique of lifting the seat up and avoiding the floor/walls and nearby
bathtub? Group practice.
TOPIC 4
Fundamental differences between
the laundry hamper and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.
TOPIC 5
The after-dinner dishes and
silverware: Can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.
TOPIC 6
Loss of identity: Losing the
remote to your significant other. Help line support and support groups.
TOPIC 7
Learning how to find things,
starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside
down while screaming. Open forum.
TOPIC 8
Health watch: Bringing her
flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and audio tape.
TOPIC 9
Real men ask for directions when
lost. Real life testimonials.
TOPIC 10
Is it genetically impossible to
sit quietly as she parallel parks?
Driving simulation.
TOPIC 11
Learning to live: Basic
differences between mother and wife.
Online class and role playing.
TOPIC 12
How to be the ideal shopping
companion. Relaxation, exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
TOPIC 13
How to fight cerebral atrophy:
Remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when
you're going to be late. Cerebral shock
therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
Upon completion of the course
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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