Angel's Craft

Angel's Craft

I AM CANADIAN … I AM WOMAN

I shave my legs, I sit down to pee

And I can justify any shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon

Can get a massage without a hard-on

I can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas

Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.

My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.

At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles at any cost,

And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.

I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch,

And just cause I'm assertive, don't call me a bitch.

Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her

In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!

Flowers are okay, but jewelry's best.

Would you look at my face, not at my chest!

I don't have a problem with expressing my feelings

I know when you're lying, you look at the ceiling.

Don't call me a girl, a babe or a chick.

I am a WOMAN - get it, you dick?

Courtesy of Joelle

AS I MATURE

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