Angel's Craft
MID LIFE
I've
seen two shows lately that went on and on about how mid life is a great time
for women. Just last week Oprah had a whole show on how great menopause will
be....
Puhleeeeeeeze!
I've
had a few thoughts of my own and would like to share them with you. Whether you
are pushing 40, 50, 60 (or maybe even just pushing your luck) you'll probably
relate.
Mid life is when the
growth of hair on our legs slows down. This gives us plenty of time to care for
our newly acquired mustache.
In
mid life women no longer have upper arms ~ we have wingspans. We are no longer
women in sleeveless shirts ~ we are flying squirrels in drag.
Mid
life is when you can stand naked in front of a mirror and you can see your rear
without turning around.
Mid
life is when you go for a mammogram and you realize that this is the only time
someone will ask you to appear topless.
Mid
life is when you want to grab every firm young lovely in a tube top and scream,
"Listen honey, even the Roman Empire fell and those will too."
Mid
life brings wisdom to know that life throws us curves and we're sitting on our
biggest ones.
Mid
life is when you look at your-know-it-all, beeper-wearing teenager and think:
"For this I have stretch marks?"
In
mid life your memory starts to go. In fact the only thing we can retain is
water.
Mid
life means that your Body By Jake now includes Legs By Rand McNally -- more red
and blue lines than an accurately scaled map of Wisconsin.
Mid
life means that you become more reflective...You start pondering the
"big" questions. What is life? Why am I here? How much Healthy Choice
ice cream can I eat before it's no longer a healthy choice?
Courtesy
of Joelle
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