Angel's Craft
April 30, 2001
Internal Revenue Service
State Processing Center
Holtsville, NY 01150-0115
Dear Taxmen/women:
Enclosed is my 2001 tax return & payment. Please take note of the attached article
from the February 8, 2001 USA Today newspaper which serves as my Year 2000 Tax
guide.
In the article, you will see that the Pentagon pays $171.50 for
hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat. Please find enclosed four toilet seats (value $2400) and six
hammers (value $1029). This brings my
total payment to $3429.00. Please note
the overpayment of $22.00 and apply it to the "Presidential Election
Fund," as noted on my return.
Might I suggest you the send the above mentioned fund a 1.5 inch
screw. (See attached article...HUD paid $22.00 each1.5 inch Phillips head
screw.)
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look
forward to paying it again next year.
Sincerely,
J. Smith
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