Angel’s Craft

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSON TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

 

NOTE:  This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete

             financial statement, job history and current medical report from your doctor.

 

1. Name _____________________________________ Date of Birth ______________________

2. Height _______________ Weight ______________ I.Q. ________ G.P.A. ________________

3. Social Insurance Number ________________ Driver’s License Number ________________

4. Boy Scout Rank ______________________________________________________________

5. Home Address _______________________________________________________________

6. Do you have one Male and one Female parent?          Yes ___ No ___

    If No, Please explain __________________________________________________________

7. Number of Years Parents Married: ______________

8. Do you own a car?   Yes ___   No ___      truck with oversize tires?   Yes ___  No ___

9. Do you have an earring, nose ring or bellybutton ring? _____________________________

10. In 50 words or less, what does Late mean to you?

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11. In 50 words or less, what does Don’t Touch My Daughter mean to you?

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12. In 50 words or less, what does Abstinence mean to you?

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13. What church do you attend? _______________________ How often? _____________________

14. When would be the best time to interview your Father? ________________________________

      Your Mother? ____________________________________________________________________

15. Answer by filling in the blanks. (Please answer freely.) All answers are confidential:

a)       If I were shot, the last place on my body I would like to be wounded is ______________________

b)      If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is ______________________________________

c)       A woman’s place is in the _____________________________________________________________

d)      The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is ____________________________

e)       When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is ________________________________

       NOTE:  If answer begins with T or A, discontinue and leave the premises, keeping head

                    low and running in a serpentine pattern is advised.

16. What do you want to be If you grow up? _____________________________________________

 

   I swear that all information supplied above is true and correct to the best of my knowledge under

Penalty of Death, Dismemberment, Native American Ant Torture, Crucification, Electrocution, Chinese

Water Torture and Hilary Clinton Kiss Torture.

 

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                                        Date                                                            Signature

 

 

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CHRISTMAS JEER

DEAR REDNICK SON

DEAR SANTA

JOB APPLICATION

LETTER TO GOD

LETTER TO THE IRS

 

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