Angel's Craft
DR. SEUSS EXPLAINS… WHY
COMPUTERS SOMETIMES CRASH
(Try reading
this out loud to yourself)
If a packet hits a pocket on a
socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted at a
very last resort,
And the access of the memory
makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket
has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item
followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon
puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted
'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless
and your system's gonna crash!!
If the label on the cable on the
table at your house,
Says the network is connected to
the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel
to another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by
the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted
by the side effects of gauss,
So your icons in the window are
as wavy as a souse;
Then you may as well reboot and
go out with a bang,
'Cuz sure as I'm a poet, the
sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's
getting sloppy in the disk,
And the macro code instructions
cause unnecessary risk,
Then you'll have to flash the
memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer
and be sure to tell your Mom!
WELL!
That certainly clears things up for Me!
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