Angel's
Craft
LIFE BEFORE THE INTERNET
THERE
WAS LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER
An application was
for employment
A program was a TV
show
A cursor used
profanity
A keyboard was a
piano!
Memory was
something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank
account!
And if you had a
broken disk,
It would hurt when
you found out!
Compress was something
you did to garbage
Not something you
did to a file
And if you unzipped
anything in public
You'd be in jail
for a while!
Log on was adding
wood to a fire
Hard drive was a
long trip on the road
A mouse pad was
where a mouse lived
And a backup
happened to your commode!
Cut - you did with
a pocket knife
Paste - you did
with glue
A web was a
spider's home
And a virus was the
flu!
I guess I'll stick
to my pad and paper
And the memory in
my head
I hear nobody's
been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens
they wish they were dead!
DR SEUSS EXPLAINS WHY COMPUTERS SOMETIMES CRASH
E-MAIL FORWARDERS 12 STEP PROGRAM
HOW TO TELL IF YOU'RE ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR CO-WORKER IS A COMPUTER HACKER
WHY YOU MIGHT WANT TO SIGN OFF AND READ A BOOK
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