Angel's Craft

LIFE BEFORE THE INTERNET

 

THERE WAS LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER

 

An application was for employment

A program was a TV show

A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano!

 

Memory was something that you lost with age

A CD was a bank account!

And if you had a broken disk,

It would hurt when you found out!

 

Compress was something you did to garbage

Not something you did to a file

And if you unzipped anything in public

You'd be in jail for a while!

 

Log on was adding wood to a fire

Hard drive was a long trip on the road

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And a backup happened to your commode!

 

Cut - you did with a pocket knife

Paste - you did with glue

A web was a spider's home

And a virus was the flu!

 

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper

And the memory in my head

I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash

But when it happens they wish they were dead!

 

COMPUTER NUTS

COMPUTER USER'S REBOOT POEM

COMPUTERIZED AUTOMOBILES

DR SEUSS EXPLAINS WHY COMPUTERS SOMETIMES CRASH

E-MAIL FORWARDERS 12 STEP PROGRAM

ERROR 420

HOW THE INTERNET BEGAN

HOW TO TELL IF YOU'RE ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET

TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR CO-WORKER IS A COMPUTER HACKER

WHY YOU MIGHT WANT TO SIGN OFF AND READ A BOOK

 

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ANGEL’S CRAFT

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