Angel's Craft
TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR CO-WORKER IS A
COMPUTER HACKER
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone
bill was $20,000.
9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House
sweepstakes three years running.
8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in
hex.
7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN
goes down.
6. Somehow he/she gets HBO on his PC at work.
5. Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez" 95 times
during the movie "The Net".
4. Massive RRSP contribution made in half-cent
increments.
3. Video dating profile lists "public-key
encryption" among turn-ons.
2. When his computer starts up, you hear,
"Good Morning, Mr. President."
1. You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use
that Visa card now, jerk."
DR SEUSS EXPLAINS WHY COMPUTERS SOMETIMES CRASH
E-MAIL FORWARDERS 12 STEP PROGRAM
HOW TO TELL IF YOU'RE ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET
WHY YOU MIGHT WANT TO SIGN OFF AND READ A BOOK
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