Angel's Craft
THE “E-MAIL FORWARDER'S” 12
STEP PROGRAM
Everyone say this with me...
1)
I will NOT get bad luck, lose my
friends, or lose my mailing lists if I DON'T forward an email!
2) I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog,
if I do forward an e-mail.
3) Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money. Victoria Secret doesn't know anything about a
gift certificate they're supposed to send me.
Most petitions are bogus even when ‘signed’.
4) Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I
forward my e-mail to more than 50 people!
5) I will NEVER receive gift certificates,
coupons, or freebies from Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else
if I send an e-mail to 10 people.
6) I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward
an e-mail ... NEVER – NEVER – NEVER !!!
7) There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking
program, and I am not STUPID enough to think that someone will send me $100 for
forwarding an e-mail to 10 or more people!
8) There is NO kid with cancer through the
Make-a-Wish program in England collecting anything! He did when he was 7 years
old. He is now cancer free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE POST
CARDS, or GET - WELL CARDS.
9) The government does not have a bill in
Congress called 901B (or whatever they named it this week) that, if passed,
will enable them to charge us 5 cents for every e-mail we send.
10) There will be NO cool dancing, singing,
waving, colorful flowers, characters, or program that I will receive
immediately after I forward an e-mail. NONE,
ZIP, ZERO, NADA, NYET!!
11) The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50
cents to certain individual dying of some never-heard-of disease for every
e-mail address I send this to. The
American Red Cross RECEIVES donations.
12) And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me
into sending things by telling me I am not their friend or that I don't believe
in Jesus Christ. If God wants to send
me a message, I believe the bushes in my yard will burn before He picks up a PC
to pass it on!
Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it
memorized, and send it along to at least 5 of your friends before the next full
moon or you will surely be constipated for the next three months and all of
your hair will fall out!
Courtesy of Joelle
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