Angel's Craft
ENGLISH PROBLEMS
REASONS WHY THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS SO HARD TO LEARN…
The
bandage was wound around the wound.
The
farm was used to produce produce.
The
dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
We
must polish the furniture for the Polish man.
He
could lead if he would get the lead out.
The
soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
Since
there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
A
bass was painted on the head of the bass drum while he sang bass.
When
shot at, the dove
dove into the
bushes.
I
did not object to the object.
The
insurance was invalid for the invalid.
There
was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
They
were too close to the door to close it.
The
buck does funny things when the does are present.
The
buck was sold for a buck.
A
seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
To
help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
The
wind was too strong to wind the sail.
After
a number of injections my jaw got number.
Upon
seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
I
had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
How
can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
He
rode on the road.
The
judge has to judge the case.
The
heir went out for some air.
I
need to change my change into paper bills.
The
duck's bill had my bill in it before I could bill you what you owe me, Bill.
I
got bored with them building the new water channel and changed the TV channel.
You
didn't have to tell me, I knew it was new.
I
read the red book.
Nah, I don't gnaw on trees.
Hey you, get that hay picked up now.
If
I tire, will you change my car tire?
Do
you two want to go to the store too?
Let's
have another round before we play with round objects.
I'm
having a ball, playing ball with my friends.
I
can see the sea on a clear day.
I
want to be a bee for Halloween.
What
dress are you going to wear when you dress today?
Whatever
he wears when he sells his wares is just fine with me - just let
me know where he'll be.
Give
that lovely tomato a tomato from my garden so she can eat
it.
My
tummy is flat and I live in a flat.
I'm
six feet tall and I have two feet.
Have
a drink of that drink before it spills.
I
will heal your heel if you let me.
After
you tee off we will have tea.
Don't
alter the altar or you could upset the minister.
Do
you hear me? I said bring it here.
The
wind blew gently over the blue water.
No, I don’t know your daughter.
What
do you mean he's a mean person?
I'll
roll the ball while you do role call.
A
hare doesn't have hair it has fur.
I
saw you cut it with the saw.
Your
suit of clothes is ready but it
doesn’t suit my needs.
Aye captain, I will look you in the eye.
Don’t
sit on the ground when you ground the black pepper.
It
will be our home within the hour.
The
sole of the foot is only a part of
the human soul.
The
fowl was most foul.
Don't
break the brake when you put your foot on it.
The
flare had a certain flair about it.
I
got bored with the wooden board lying on the ground.
I
took a peek
at the top of
the peak.
I
hate to waste food but then I don't need it on
my waist.
I'll
fire the bad employee while you watch
the raging fire.
Because
you were so weak it took you a week to regain your health.
It
is so great to watch you grate the cheese above the sewer grate.
I'll
pour the milk as you wash out your
clogged face pore.
Please
don't whine when you drink wine.
The
baseball fan sat in front of the fan as he watched the game on tv.
I
heard what you did with the herd of cattle.
Do
not put a knot in my hair.
The
main thing is to get the knots out of
the horse's mane.
You
are very vain to have that vein removed. Just look at the
weather vane.
Whether or not you like the weather is up to you.
I
am going to jam your radio reception while you
eat your jam sandwich.
I
will get some cookies for the four of you.
You
left the door ajar and the cat came in. You nearly knocked the glass over when you
gave the table a jar. Here is a jar of jam for you.
I
need to kneed the dough to make it better for
baking.
To
get ahead in this you must be a head taller than the rest.
What
a blast it was to watch the dynamite blast.
Wear
a watch and watch the time.
The
top of your top is blue.
Victoria
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