Angel's Craft
THINGS YOU
WOULDN'T KNOW WITHOUT THE MOVIES
It is always possible to park directly outside any building you
are visiting.
A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from
duty.
If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump
into will know all the steps and be a great dancer.
Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the
communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
If you have a fight using martial arts, everyone else will know
how to do martial arts too and all of you will be very good at it.
It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight
involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by
one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their
predecessors.
When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they
will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic
eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make
sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to
each other.
You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
If you decide to sing everyone else will know the words and join
in and a band will begin to play in the background.
Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds,
unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause
no lasting damage to an eight year old child.
Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you
personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.
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