Angel's Craft
DIETER’S COMMENTS
It
is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one minute
to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in
a nursing home at $5000 per month.
My
grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97
years old and we don't know where the heck she is.
When
I sneeze I get to see what water ripples in a pond look like as I watch my
belly shake.
The
only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing
again.
Fat
people really are jolly; just ask Santa Claus, Buddha and the Stay Puff
Marshmallow Man.
I
joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to show up.
I
have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm
doing.
I
love to watch what I eat, handful by handful.
I
like long walks, especially when they are taken by other people.
I
have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The
advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
Watching
my weight is great as I watch it climb up ~ pound, by pound, by pound.
'More
of me to love' means you get to try to put your arms around me and hope that
you can.
If
you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
I
don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
Whoever
created diets should be dragged into the street and shot.
I
don't have a problem with eating but I do have a problem with sharing what I
eat.
Now
I know what they mean by restrained diets ~ you know ~ you restrain me so I can
diet.
Ohhh
to be able to get back to my old weight, you know, what I weighed when I was 9
months pregnant.
Whenever
I start to eat, I just think of all those out there who have nothing to eat and
this encourages me to eat more while I can.
I
am trying to watch my weight but first I have to get it out in front of me
where I can see it.
To
eat? Or not to eat? Now that’s not even a question.
What
is a diet?
Don’t eat
Irritation
Exercise
Tasteless food
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