Angel's Craft

SOTALLY TOBER

(Read this after a couple of drinks.)

 

Starkle starkle little twink

who the heck you are I think

I'm not under what you call

the alcofluence of incohol

 

I'm just a little slort of sheep

I'm not drunk like tinkle peep

I don't know who is me yet

but the drunker I stand here

the longer I get

 

Just give me one more drink

to fill me cup

'cuz I got all day sober

to Sunday up

 

Courtesy of Odette

 

ANTI-STRESS DIET

BUMPER STICKERS

DIETER'S COMMENTS

ENGLISH PROBLEMS

GETTING EVEN WITH JUNK MAILERS

HARMLESS GREEN SNAKES

HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

INTERESTING COINCIDENCE?

LESS COMMONLY KNOWN PHOBIAS

MARTHA STEWART VS. REALITY

MOVE ASIDE

ONE FOR YOU AND ONE FOR ME

PREPARE FOR SKI SEASON

RESPONSES TO TELEMARKETERS

THE OLD MAN IN THE WOODS

THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU DIDN'T KNOW

THINGS YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WITHOUT THE MOVIES

VOICEMAIL

WATER OR COKE?

WAYS TO COPE WITH STRESS

 

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