Angel's Craft
THINGS WE WOULD LIKE TO SAY… AT WORK - BUT
CAN'T!
I
don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
I
see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'll
try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
It
sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
I
can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.
I
like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
You
are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
I
have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
I'm
already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
Thank
you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
What
am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
Yes,
I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
And
your crybaby whiny - butt opinion would be...?
Do
I look like a people person?
This
isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
Sarcasm
is just one more service we offer.
If
I throw a stick, will you leave?
I'm
trying to imagine you with a personality.
Can
I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
How
do I set a laser printer to stun?
I
thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck.
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