BAD, BAD MATCHES
(To the tune of “Frere Jaques”)


Bad, bad matches,
Bad, bad matches,
I touched you,
I touched you.


You made quite a fire,
There goes brother Meyer.
Toodle – ooo,
Toodle – ooo.


Bad, bad matches,
Bad, bad matches,
I’m burnt too,
I’m burnt too.


You burnt up my tummy,
Then you burnt my bummy,
Boo hoo - hooo,
Boo hoo - hooo.


BUCKLE UP YOUR HELMET STRAP
IT'S A GRAND OLD BAG
I'VE GOT TO STOP SMOKING
MY BODY HAS CALAMINE LOTION
NORTH SIDE, SOUTH SIDE
ROAD -  RAVAGED VALLEY
WHEN THE BOMB COMES FALLING DOWN
YOU FUNNY IODINE


HUMOUR FOR THE OLDER WOMAN SECTION
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