BUCKLE UP YOUR HELMET STRAP
(To the tune of “Button on Your Overcoat”)
Buckle up your helmet strap,
Hide behind a tree,
There’s a riot again,
Down at P.S. 3
Don’t go near the picket line
That’s no place to be’
They may fracture your skull
Down at P.S. 3
Beware of roughneck nuts (mmm-mmm)
Switchblade cuts (mmm-mmm)
Trooper’s mutts (mmm-mmm)
You’ll get a bite in your tummy-tum-tum-tum
Keep away from falling rocks,
They may break your knee;
Life at school nowadays
Is like World War III