COMPUTER USER'S REBOOT POEM


Don't you wish when life is bad
And things just don't compute,
That all we really had to do
Was stop and hit reboot?


Things would all turn out ok,
Life could be so sweet
If we all had those special keys
Ctrl, Alt, and Delete


Your boss is mad, your bills not paid,
Your wife, well she's just mute
Just stop and hit those wonderful keys
That make it all reboot


You'd like to have another job
But you fear living in the street?
You solve it all and start anew,
Ctrl, Alt, and Delete


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