ANTI-STRESS DIET


*       BREAKFAST
*       1 grapefruit
*       1 slice whole-wheat toast
*       1 cup skim milk


*       LUNCH
*       small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
*       1 cup herbal tea
*       2 squares of Cadbury's 100g slab of chocolate


*       AFTERNOON TEA
*       the rest of the slab of chocolate
*       1 tub of ice cream with choc-chip topping


*       DINNER
*       4 bottles of wine (red or white)
*       2 loaves garlic bread
*       1 family size supreme pizza
*       3 snickers bars


*       LATE NIGHT SNACK
*       whole frozen cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)


REMEMBER:
*       STRESSED SPELLED BACKWARDS IS "DESSERTS"


courtesy of Carol


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