BUMPER STICKERS ...
About Cars…
If that phone was up your butt, maybe you could drive a little better.
Hang up and drive.
If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.
Horn broken ... watch for finger.
If you're not a Hemorrhoid, get off my Rear.
So many pedestrians … so little time.
If you drink don't park, accidents cause people.
Honk if anything falls off.
Cover me I'm changing lanes.
He who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the next exit.
If you can read this, please flip me back over ... [seen upside down on a jeep]
Remember folks: Stop lights timed for 35mph are also timed for 70mph.
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
Some people just don't know how to drive. I call these people "Everybody But Me."
Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
Caution - driver legally blonde.
Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window.
How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
Boldly going nowhere.
About The Sexes …
Impotence: Nature's way of saying, "No Hard Feelings".
Guys: No shirt, No service - Gals: No shirt, No Charge.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
Don't be sexist - witches hate that.
Princess, having had sufficient experience with Princes, seeks frog.
Coffee, chocolate, men … some things are just better rich.
Don’t treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
I’m out of estrogen – and I have a gun.
So you're a feminist ... Isn't that precious.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
So many men, so few who can afford me.
GROW YOUR OWN DOPE - PLANT A MAN.
All men are animals, some just make better pets.
In General …
My hockey Mom can beat up your soccer Mom.
If at first you don’t succeed … Blame someone else and seek counseling.
It's not how you pick your nose, but where you put the booger.
You're just jealous because the Voices are talking to me.
The Earth is full - go Home!
I have the body of a God ... Buddha
This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me.
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
If we quit voting will they all go away?
The face is familiar but I can't quite remember my name.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
Illiterate? Write for help.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
You! Out of the Gene Pool!
I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to.
Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?
Fight crime: Shoot back!
If walking is so good for you, then why does my Mailman look like ‘Jabba The Hud’?
Necrophilia: that uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one.
Ax me about Ebonics
Jesus loves you ... everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
The proctologist called, they found your head.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Heart attacks... God's revenge for eating his animal friends
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself.
Welcome to America... Now speak English.
Body by Nautilus; Brain by Mattel.
Cat: the other white meat.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.
Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Saw it ... Wanted it ... Had a fit ... Got it!
Thank you for pot smoking.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
God made us sisters. Prozac made us friends.
If they don’t have chocolate in heaven, I ain’t going.
My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
And your point is?
Courtesy of Joelle, Odette & Harmony
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