WAYS TO COPE WITH STRESS
Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.
Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will take until your free refills cost money.
Pay your electric bill in pennies.
When someone says "have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.
Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
Look around suspiciously in public and tell onlookers about the "little men."
Buy a subscription to "Sleazoid Weekly" and send it to your boss's wife.
Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to pre-school as if nothing is wrong.
Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.
Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.
Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.
If paged, wait until midnight to answer the call.
Construct an elaborate display of ropes in your backyard and tell your neighbors that you're a "spider person."
Beep when a large person backs up.
Insist on making inanimate objects "dance"
Occasionally talk into your hand in public.
When stopped at a traffic light during rush hour, claw desperately at the roof of the car.
Insist that someone accompany you to the public rest room because of Henry, the toilet monster.
While carpooling, make swervy turns while imitating crash noises.
Insist that life is "one big musical," then try to prove your theory by randomly breaking out into song in public.
Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
Dance naked in front of your pets.
Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
When buying a goldfish at a pet store, ask the salesperson how often you should walk it.
Drive to work in reverse.
Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.
Tell you boss to "blow it out your mule" and let him figure it out.
When attending a movie you've already seen, yell out: "Don't let him in! He's the killer!"
Write a short story using alphabet soup.
Polish your car with earwax.
Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
Braid the hairs in each nostril.
Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg.
Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
Make up a language and ask people for directions in it.
Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it back in the wrapper.
Order a large drink in a fancy restaurant and try and blow bubbles out your nose with it.
Do your assignments in binary code.
Read the dictionary backwards and look for subliminal messages.
Growl at people occasionally and then mutter, "I told you to stop doing that."
Buy a box of condoms. Ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are, and ask for help.
Bill your doctor for time spent in his waiting room.
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