OLD FASHIONED FRUIT CAKE
INGREDIENTS:
What you will need:
1 cup of water
1 cup of butter
1 cup of sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups of dried fruit
1 tsp. of baking soda
1 tsp. of salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
nuts
1 gallon of rum, whiskey or vodka
PREPERATION:
Sample liquor to check quality.
Take a large bowl.
Check liqueur again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
Pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
At this point it is best to make sure liquor is still O.K.
Cry another tup.
Turn off the mixerer.
Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of fried druit.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the liquor to check for tonsistincity.
Next, sift two cups of salt...or something. Who cares?
Check the liqueur.
Now shift the lemon juice and stain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a Spoon. Of sugar or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Throw the bowl out the window.
Check liquor again.
Freed the cat.
Talk the dogg.
Finish liquer.
Go to bed.
Who the heck likes fruitcake anyway?
CHERRY MISTMAS!
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