BUMPER STICKERS FOR LADIES ...
So many men ~ so few who can afford me.
God made us sisters, Prozac made us friends.
Coffee, chocolate, men .... Some things are just better rich.
Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun.
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
Of course I don't look busy ... I did it right the first time.
Don't start with me. You won't win.
All stressed out and no one to choke.
I can be one of those bad things that happens to bad people.
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
So many men .... soooo little aspirin.
I only have one nerve left ~ and you’re getting on it.
Warning: High speed witch. Can switch from 0 to 10 in a split second!
I wonder how you would look in my flowerbed?
You’re talking to me? This just isn’t your day.
Kiss my grits!!
Have you taken out life insurance and named a beneficiary yet?
You really are having a bad day …
So you want to play rough, eh?
Before today ~ when was the last ‘worst day of your life’?
Some days you just can’t win.
Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date!
Princess, having had sufficient experience with Princes, seeks frog.
Guys have feelings too. But, like … Who cares?
Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
All men are animals, some just make better pets.
I need someone really bad ... Are you really bad?
Guys, just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
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