WHY GOD CREATED WOMEN


God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden because he wouldn't ask for directions.

God knew that someday Adam would need someone to hand him the TV remote. (It has actually been noted that men don't want to see what's ON TV; they want to see WHAT ELSE is on TV ~ which explains the constant channel surfing.)

God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment.

God knew that when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he wouldn't buy a new one.

God knew that Adam wouldn’t know how to go about making a real meal and would likely get sick trying to exist on his own cooking.

God knew that Adam would not remember to take out the garbage.

God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply, but he knew Adam would never be able to handle labor pains and childbirth.

As "keeper of the garden," Adam would need help in finding his tools.

Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple Incident, and for anything else that was really his fault.

As the Bible says: "It is not good for man to be alone."

And the No. 1 reason of all ~ that God created woman …

[Tada, drum roll, fanfare, etc.]

God stepped back ~ looked at Adam, and declared: "I can do better than that."


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AN EASY LIFE
ABOUT MEN
BUMPER STICKERS FOR LADIES
BRAIN STRAIN
CATS AND DOGS
CLEVER WOMEN
COMMENTS & THOUGHTS
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN
HEALTHY LIVING
IMPRESSING THE SEXES
MERMAID'S WISH
MY UNIQUE CHILDREN
NEW ELEMENTS
RESPONSES TO PICK UP LINES
SECRETS TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE
TWO SIDES TO A STORY
WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN
WHY MEN PEE STANDING UP
WOMEN VERSUS MEN
WORDS WOMEN USE


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