WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN
1. You always know if you are the first one to open a beer.
2. A beer never gets jealous if you grab another beer.
3. A beer never gets angry if you arrive smelling of beer.
4. The colder a beer, the better.
5. You can always share a beer with your friends.
6. A beer does not get upset if you arrive at 3 a.m.
7. You can choose a beer from a box, and if you change your mind, you can pick another one.
8. Your beer is always ready and waiting for you when you want it.
9. Beer is always fresh.
10. Beer always makes you feel good.
11. Beer often comes with five friends.
12. You are often reminded of how good beer was. *burp*
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