COMMENTS AND THOUGHTS
Just a thought for all the women out there...
MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men? And when we have real trouble, it's HISterectomy
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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
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"My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands. Two of them were just napping."
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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Ponder this: If a man is walking in the forest, and there is no woman present to hear him speak, is he still wrong?
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"God," said Adam, "why did you make Eve so beautiful?"
"So you would love her."
"But why did you make her so dumb?"
"So she would love you."
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Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
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Drink 'till she's cute ~ but stop before the wedding.
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Have you heard about the new Barbie doll? It's called Divorce Barbie. It comes with all of Ken's stuff.
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Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
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Because a man is unfaithful to you is no reason to leave him. You should stay with him and make sure the rest of his life is a living hell. (Roseanne Barr)
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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